Services & Pricing
Whatever your budget we can work together to help
your business grow by looking legit as fuck.
WebsiteBuild a website and spend the year with me fine tuning it
- Custom WordPress.com website
- Building DIVI theme
- Learn how to easily to update content
- Home, contact, about and 3+ content pages
- Only 500 dollars deposit to start!
BrandingA brand icon, font & color scheme.
- 10 logo options
- 5 brand color swatches
- Final logo files in pdf, ai, jpg & png format
- Social media logo profile image
- Font files
Business Cards & Marketing Materials PackageYour brand looks amazing now lets share it with the world.
- 500 business cards
- Files to print 4×6 post cards (front and back)
- 3 facebook book ads
- 3 instagram images
ApparelYour concept printed on things
- Artwork for
Social MediaShare it in style
- One Week of social media posts
- 7 branded ads and posts to share
Posters / Event FlyersPromote your event with printed hand outs and online marketing
- 5000 business card sized printed fliers
- Facebook event image
- Event Calendar image
- Ticket Leap Image
SEOMake sure your customers find you online
- 100 Metatags
- Each page of your website optimized for search
- 5 evergreen blog posts
Web HostingAffording Hosting
- XX megas of hosting space
- assistance in file transfer
ECommerceSell your stuff online!
- Woocommerce Set up
- Printful Integration
- Drop Ship Shopping Cart
- Custome Product Inventory
Answers to Your Questions
What is an SEO?
Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process of increasing the quality and quantity of website traffic by increasing the visibility of a website or a web page to users of a web search engine.
My dad girlfriends son is a designer can I just use him?
Absolutly! When that doesn’t work out we’ll be here to help you pick up the pieces. We can even make that design ready to print on things.
How long is this going to take?
If we told you how fast we work we’d have to kill you. We start with one question. When do you need it? And go from there.
What if I don’t see a plan that fits what I’m looking to create?
Not a problem. We specialize in creating amazing from absolutely nothing. So let’s meet for a coffee and discuss your hopes and dreams.
What is everygreen content?
Evergreen content is search-optimized content that is continually relevant and stays “fresh” for readers over a long period of time – as the name implies. AKA Informative lists, tips, recipes, how to’s, etc.
They say I need a vortex format?
You mean vector. And yes we can provide that.
Can I update my new site myself?
Our websites are so easy to update its almost dangerous. We’ll talk you through the process and provide a pdf with instructions. And we’re always available to answer your stupid questions. Because stupid questions deserve answers too.
Don’t believe us?
Go ahead, shoot us your dumbest question and we promise to send you an answer.
All the questions we receive will appear in the section below. ALL OF THEM!
ALL questions are created equally. We just messing with you.
This guy came with the layout and I don’t have the heart to replace him. He’s now our spokesperson. His name is Scott.
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Let's Work Together!
Admit it. You need help. It shouldn’t be this difficult. Let us lube up your brand!
“We can make it happen with a smile and in style.”
Planet Earth (most of the time)
(+1) 314 330 8869