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Girl Scout Cookies

Meet Morgan. She's my very talented and delightful niece. Her strengths are in dramatic re-enactments, interpretative dance, and fashion. Every year the system makes her sell 150 boxes of cookies. I can't order them because I live here on Maui - land of the no...

Haleakala Sunset 2018

Behold the Haleakala sunset  ... more words to come tomorrow. I over hear this girl gasp at the sunset and say "Now here's something I haven't seen before."

Collaborating with my Nephew

My very gifted nephew and I are collaborating to bring you a special line of illustrations. I'm coaching him to drawing an entire book. The First Three drawings are fantastic.

Manaoradio guests Edans Lane

Rainforest hike

My latest adventure....

Snorkeling Molokini

The Kids First youtube video.

The Kids First youtube video. Filmed on my Gopro at Raging Rivers.

Chewbacca VERSES Panda

Maui Mystic Flow Fest

My first time helping build a geo dome was surprising enjoyable.  The rain poured most of the "festival" but cleared up just long enough for sunset. We managed to catch Dirtwire's set under the porch. Fire dancers as always saved the...

Gregs first day in Hawaii

Tiny Houses on Maui

I'm building about one of these a week. Like us on Facebook or Instagram for updates about new tiny homes. If you want to see how these things are made I post a lot of snaps about it, just add...

Halloween

Tacowaco is getting ready for the Mardi Gras of the Pacific. Halloween in Lahiana. After throwing around some fake ideas and surveying the local thrift and costume shops we decided to make Chupacabra Policia Masks with crap laying around the house. Behold the power of...

The Myschievia Series

This sudden influx of screen printing is being fueled by the upcoming event; Myschievia - The North Texas Burn. I went last year completely new to the experience and 4 days of wondering around nude hippie camps got boring after a while. Even on psychedelics, whiskey...

Danny’s Birthday

OH boy. Buzz Feed

Baby Flying Squirrel on a stick After uploading a few images to imgur it took about two days before Buzzfeed picked up my Baby Flying Squirrel on a Stick photo for a top ten list. I have...

There’s volleyball at secrets now

SHH. The first time i visited this beach there were upwards of 5 lesbian weddings, I guess those are out of season. Now we play volley ball.

You need flippers to eat pizza

This is what you're supposed to use the go pro for right? We attempted to capture some underwater footage of sea turtles. But that came up amok. And since Danny can't go to Paia without hankering for Flatbeard, and because Jerry never has shoes, this delightful memory...

Screen Printing & Hand crafted clothing

This week has been an epic battle with setting up the home screen printing rig. After 2 failed attempts and many Youtube tutorials, I finally got the exposure correct. Victorious at last. Some prototypes below of the chupacabra gear. Created for an event in October. I...

Big and Little Beach

We've been to the Little Beach party on Sunday a couple of times now. Each time the terrain connecting Big and Little Beach changes. This Sunday the shore broke hard and the path to the entrance was covered by the crashing waves every couple of minutes. From there it...

Little Beach

We've been to the Little Beach party on Sunday a couple of times now. Each time the terrain connecting Big and Little Beach changes. This Sunday the shore broke hard and the path to the entrance was covered by the crashing waves every couple of minutes. From there it...

Maui Tropical Plantation

Visiting the Plantation was sort of an accident. We thought we'd be attending the Morey Slip N Slide event, but after realizing a Slip N Slide is not a water slide but infact just a lot of blue tarps duct taped together culminating in a pile of queen mattresses still...

Haleakala

At the highest level tourist are allowed to travel Haleakala's signs read 10,000 feet. We drove up for sunset as did dozens of other people. Its a forever long drive because the roads weave up the mountain side with turns slowing down to less than 20 miles per hour....

Road To Kihei

Kihei contains many of the "better" public beaches, a few dive bars, and tons of tourist shopping. If you're looking for a coconut handbag or shell encrusted hangy chimmy thingy, this is the place. But most of all its close to ma'dudes work. So we can get to the beach...

Settling in Kahului

Today marks our third week on the island in Kahului. It took us a couple of weeks to construct this room in the backyard of our guest house. We used left over pieces mostly from on site, in the garage or piled over yonder. Some pieces came from a dismantled deck on...

Move to Maui

We arrive on Maui after seven full hours in the air. The plane was packed and miniature. Each roll was three across. When we board, Dan was to have the aisle seat, I the window. But some gentle man was planted in the aisle so he "Could touch his wife." we were...

Sneaky Bacon

This is some real sneaky bacon bull sh*t. You know what I mean? What is sneaky bacon? here's an example. "btw i found a piece of bacon chillin under my stove today, it had to have been there for months.... sneaky bacon. lol saw it thought of u lmao but yeah just give...

Follow our Talent

Follow our Photographer and Models on Twitter  MyGoodEye Photography Models: Ava & Alydia & Sophia Friend owners Jenn Ne Sais Quoi and CK 1 Kenobi on Facebook you will like it up. www.jennfoolery.com...

Unicorn High Fiving a Taco

Do you love tacos? YES! Do you love unicorns? Yes! High Five!!! Big HUGE TANKS TO OUR Photographer MyGoodEye Photography. Follow them on...

Yo! Adrian!

The Love is Real Time all the Time at TACOWACO. Get your Yo! Adrian! tank top now. Pay through paypal. And a representative will hand deliver it to you when its ready. $20 ...

Bananas

Do you love Bananas? They are High in Potassium. Fill in your order below and a representative will contact you when your tank is ready.   Big HUGE TANKS TO OUR Photographer MyGoodEye Photography. Follow them on...

Mermaid on a Motorboat

Swimming in flippers feels like you're a mermaid on a motor boat. Fill in your order below and a representative with contact you when your tank is ready.   Big HUGE TANKS TO OUR Photographer MyGoodEye Photography. Follow...

ZeroF*cks

How many do you give? Zero. Fill in your order below and a representative will contact you when your tank is ready. Big HUGE TANKS TO OUR Photographer MyGoodEye Photography. Follow them on Twitter!...

Sneaky Bacony

Ahhh. That BACON. He SOOOOOO Sneaky! Photography by MyGoodEye Photography. Follow them on...